You know you've joined the Mommy club when...

...in the shower you mentally survey yourself from head to foot just to make sure you’ve washed and shampooed everything that should be washed. And then you get out of the shower and realize you’ve forgotten your feet!

...you look at the spot of spit-up pee on your shirt and think, “That one’s not that big. I can still keep wearing this shirt.” Gross!

...you're so excited about seven straight hours of sleep, you post it on the internet. :)

...in contemplating the next car you want to buy - you know, some day when I actually have the money to do that, in like 10 bazillion years - you think, "A minivan would be nice." I know. Scary! - But actually, we used to have one that was 14 million years old and we loved it! We drove that thing all over creation!

...you wake up at 7 a.m. and think, "Nice! I got to sleep in!"