God, can we keep him?
I promise I'll take really good care of him. He needs a home on this earth.
I'll feed him every day. And clean up his poop.
Look, he likes me!
See, he's really smart. He's thinkin'.
(Oh yeah, You already know that.)
I promise to love him every day.
Wow, he's the best present we've ever gotten!
Thanks, God for letting us keep him. 