Zero financial responsibility.
Not only does someone feed you but they insist that you eat.
A flat chest and a pot belly is considered cute.
Baths. I mean that's enough of a reason right there.
Sleep so soundly someone can pick you up and move you and you sleep through it.
Strength and energy. My son can lay flat on his back, lift his legs up straight above his head and throw them down on the mattress for 5-10 minutes straight. I can't EVER remember a time I could do that.
Someone to dress me in cute clothes every day.
And last... Sleep fourteen hours a day.
There you go! ...why I'd like to be a toddler again for a short time.
Renee