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July 9, 2014

Out of the Mouths of Small Boys

You know you say something too frequently when your kids start saying it too. You know you have a serious problem when they say it in their sleep. I think I have a problem. I may need intervention. 


What did he say, you ask? 


He said, "No!No!No!No!No!" 


Because mothers of small children cannot say "no," only one time, in a calm tone and at a low decibal. It's physically impossible. Laws of nature compel me to say it 5 times rapidly, loudly, and panic-stricken. Said laws of nature being the ones that indicate that something is about to break, fall, or otherwise require me having to clean it up.